My left arm started to hurt really bad and I decided to quickly eat cayenne pepper.
Was going to fry pasta with onions, curry and cayenne pepper earlier, before I started working on this, but then didn’t want to waste “so much time” on cooking and just had some really lame alfredo sauce over pasta while getting the exhibits ready.
So I decided to quickly throw some pasta in the frying pan, add tons of curry and cayenne and started eating.
My left arm hurt really bad and it felt best when I rested my wrist on my head. Pretty weird.
I kept walking around the kitchen, eating as fast as I could, had nothing to drink either. It wasn’t cold enough to make tea this evening and I finally remembered that I bought a 12-pack of Sam Adams before Xmas. All 12 bottles were still in the fridge, that tells you something right there.
Well, now there’s 11 and I feel better, my arm hurts less by the minute.
I recently heard on the radio that cayenne supposedly stops heart attacks. Here’s a google search:
They mention stroke too, interesting.
Last time I remember having these problems I was still in my old place, so that’s at least 1.5 years ago. My sister told me that I got to watch my heart when I mentioned that my arm hurt during one of those stressful litigation periods.
I don’t get colds and I haven’t had the flu in ages, it’s been at least 12 or 13 years. And I won’t take a flu shot until I’m positive that I already have Alzheimer’s. It’s my theory that I don’t get sick because I eat a lot of green chili and cayenne.
Since I often don’t have any green chili because I don’t run the freezer, I bought a pound of organic cayenne a year ago. And when I was running low recently, I got a wholesale account at Frontier and set up a store for organic products:
LOWEST retail prices guaranteed.
Anyway, when I get a sore throat, I attack it with cayenne or Bueno green chili extra hot, hurt “it” right back. Works every time.
And I’ll do the same for Dr. Hollander. Tomorrow. Been meaning to talk about her book.
Lately I’ve heard that joke a few times:
“What good things happened to you today?”
… long pause …
“I woke up.”
I’ll be happy if I wake up tomorrow, after 8 hours of sleep, with no nightmares and nobody banging on my door and window.
On second thought, I ought to be happy if I wake up at all.
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